See the Man With the Harvard MBA? Get Him.

As we sit back and survey the smoking crater that is currently the American economy a question naturally comes to mind: who crashed the fucking plane? The insatiable American consumer, who couldn't pass a McMansion, sweatshop-crafted Vuitton handbag or Hummer without gobbling it up like a plate of jalepeno poppers at Chili's, played a very acclaimed supporting role, but it appears that graduates from a handful of elite business schools may just win the Oscar for best lead actor in this miserable fucking drama that is quickly becoming our generation's Depression. Harvard MBAs lead the pack, followed closely by graduates from NYU's Stern School of business, then Cornell. The Harvard connection is not that surprising considering Shrub himself, George W. Bush, somehow got himself graduated with an MBA from that illustrious institution.